Tough Guy

Here is an all around bad ass you really do not wanna fuck with. He goes by the name Chris Brown and if you got tits and an ass, watch out! Although his impressive dancing makes him look like a fruit, he is really trying to get his rep up lately. He has been known to throw a mean right hook and hit any chick in the eye at the least expected times! I heard he got tired of beating up girls so he had to find a new way to make a name for himself. No better way than to act in a movie with Paul Walker? Brown decided to act real bad ass as a burglar in the movie "Takers." Man did that movie fucking blow. That's 6 minutes I wish I had back.  I mean holy shit, you can't get a worse group of actors. You got a couple rappers and some B-list actors running around town blowing up and stealing shit, gets old right after you see the intro credits.

This is a rare photo of Brown after being startled by a 6 year old girl asking for his autograph.

....Little girl was lucky she only walked away a broken nose.

Looking for a clever name!

If you read this blog, I am actually asking a favor from you idiots. I would like to see who can come up with the funniest name for this video. All you have to do is comment on this blog or tweet me @JohnsonGoose . The winner might receive some recognition. Probably not, but what better do you losers have to do with your time? Tell your retard friends to!

Fuck You Person of the Day

The FYPotD goes to every single person that works at ESPN. That network has gone down the drain faster than a bum doing heroin. All they fucking talk about is football and basketball. You would rather talk about some no-name linesman that stubbed his toe while trying to think of a nickname for himself than anything to do with hockey, golf, or baseball (in the off season). You honestly should just rename yourself "The Black Sports Network." I think the only reason you don't is because they cannot forget to talk about Nascar. Fuck every person that works there, you are all retards.

Lanyards

My friend couldn't have said this any better. If you have a lanyard hanging out of your pocket, we probably do not have too much in common.

Fuck this guy. Nice cargo pants you fuckin dork. 

Fuck You Person of the Day

Fuck you Adele. Stop looking at me with that fat fucking stupid ass face. Your music sucks and your personality probably does to.