Billy The Booze Hound 1 |
Scene 1
Mom - Hey Billy! How was school?
Billy - Um... It was good mom. I got a lot of homework
Scene 2
Mom - Ok! Dinner will be ready at 6! And don't touch that beer on the counter!
Billy - OK! I won't.
Scene 3
Scene 4
Mom - Billy!! What did I tell you about that beer! After dinner, you're grounded.
Billy - Mom, Im not even drunk... Im a hound, and I always will be.
Scene 5
Uncle Lou - Jeeze Bill, your blind drunk!
Billy - How about you fuck off uncle Lou before I slam your head into some potatoes
Scene 6
... Five minutes later
Scene 7
Mom - Billy! Wake up!