Unnecessary Words

The Tennis US Open has really opened my eyes to some very unnecessary words and noises. As I watch the men's matches live and on ESPN I notice that they grunt or make some stupid ass noise every time they hit the ball. For fuck sakes why do they do this? They are also hitting a tennis ball, not lifting a 1987 Ford Ranger up. I am sure there is a reason why they moan every time they hit the ball but my god is it annoying? You know what would be awesome, if a tennis player with tourettes played. Every time he hit the ball, he screamed fuck or something along those lines. That would really spice things up and get the crowd going. Tennis is a fantastic sport but holy shit it is annoying to hear those sweaty fuckers grunt.

Mullet and Jorts. The way tennis was supposed to be played.

Aldag Quote of the Day:

I will be putting the "Aldag Quote of the Day," on its own title now.

"By the end of the year, I will run head first into that sign."

Health Freak

I only have a couple questions here. How in the fuck does this happen? Where on earth does this fucking dog find a gym? Does he boss around his owner? When you take this dog on a walk, do you have to use a metal cable so he doesnt just snap it in half and eat the whole neighborhood?

He tells his owners to get him steak and crab dinners.

Football

Haha.

Everyday Blog

As of right now, I have to take a shit really bad. Oh, and if you ride a bike and/or skateboard around campus and YOU tell people to watch out, FUCK OFF. I want to throw a stick in your spokes so you can flip over your fucking handle bars.You all are terrible athletes and embarrass yourself when you step out your front door.

Aldag Quote of the Day: My dog ate my book bag.

Christmas card

I have no idea how this child got a hold of such a beautiful woman. Persistence I guess. But let me try to guess this scenario. I am going to guess that the parents are hoosiers, probably at some shitty concert at a local fair. The mother, instead of telling this princess to "hit the road", decided to take out her wind-up camera and snap this childhood memory. The father, probably wearing a nice pair of acid-washed jeans and a baggy sweatshirt says, "Cmon bud. Smile for mom." I am sure he has never been more proud. 

Lets just hope this homewrecker doesnt have aids. 

Human Vehicle

This is Meaney. He sounds like a big choo-choo train.