Aldag Quote of the Day:

Nick: Is accounting hard?

Aldag: Do you know how to count?

Nick: Yeah.

Aldag: Then no

Shit in a Can

If you have ever wanted a thick coat of shit on your teeth after drinking a 12 oz beverage and you don't feel like drinking a Miller product, try Pepsi. It fuggin sucks. I drank a Pepsi a few days ago and it left my mouth feeling fucking gross. I felt like my teeth had fucking North Face jackets on them. Also, if you ever want heart burn out the ass, try Pepsi and Captain Morgan. You won't be able to breathe after your first drink. Getting drunk never felt so miserable. I do have a simple solution for all of you that want to find a nice replacement for Pepsi, try Coke. It takes good and you wouldn't have to take Prilosec after every drink. Another thing, for those who say you cannot taste a difference between Coke and Pepsi, your a fucking retard and you can fuck off..

Aldag Quote of the Day:

It would be kind of sick to be in the KKK, the uniforms are so cool

Aldag Quote of the Day:

While driving by a history museum. "Do you think everything in the history museum comes alive at night?

Aldag Quote of the Day:

I dont believe in question marks. I ripped the key outta my laptop cause I dont believe in them.

Aldag Quote of the Day:

I dont like cookies at all.

Aldag Quote of the Day:

"All the Aldags were locked up during prohibition."