Kids that sit by you in class pt. 3

I thought that I basically covered every different type of species that you can find in a class but I was mistaken. This type of kid is usually a male, but they sometimes also come in the female species. This guy that sits by you in class does not actually sit by you in class unless you sit in the very front. This is the kid that thinks he is automatically best friends with the teacher so he feels he can comment on everything the teacher says. This mother fucker even answers the teachers rhetorical questions. Everybody knows what I am talking about. You know, that kid that raises his hand for every question the teacher asks and after the teacher just starts ignoring them and stops calling on them, they just start belting out the answer. My favorite part is when they beg to respond to a question and they are wrong. Holy shit that gets me going. I have one of these guys in my class this semester, he comments on every single thing that the teacher says. Before I forget, qualities of these people are wearing the same thing every class, being really ugly, probably smelling like shit or to much axe, knowing random facts about pointless shit, plays video games, probably either has really greasy hair or too much gel in their hair, and probably have a speech impediment. If you are one of these people, you are really annoying and incase you haven't picked up on it yet, the whole class sighs whenever you speak. It is not hard to go to class and shut the fuck up. Ok, a question every once in awhile is fine but nobody gives a shit how much you love family guy or how you just got lunch from the student union and your too full to look straight. Your comments about your social life are completely irrelevant to the civil war.

Fuck you. That shirt looks like different shades of shit.