Nascar

How fucking funny is it that Jimmie Johnson got in Kurt Busch's face after he won a race? I, by no means watch Nascar. I mean who the fuck likes watching cars drive in 500 circles for hours at a time? Not this guy.  A lot of excitement there... But watching ESPN all day (which is going down hill faster than a guy that just did heroin) will give you the highlights of this argument. So it says Johnson bumped Busch's car earlier in the race then on the final stretch, Busch bumps into Johnson and gets first place. First of all, he didn't even have to bump him to fucking win! All he had to do was just keep driving straight. I don't even know why I am getting worked up about such a stupid sport. Fuck never mind, why did I even call it a sport, its not. Its a fucking skill. Yeah its a pretty impressive skill but since there is no contact and you can be a complete out of shape fat-fuck to be good at this, its not a sport. You know what would make Nascar fucking awesome? Make every car a 1984 Ford Broncho and every driver has to be blacked out drunk before they start. Rather than driving hundreds of miles, make it 5. 5 miles of shit-faced driving would be funnier than shit and could be much more entertaining than what we see now. Fuck, maybe even put a couple 2 foot ramps in the middle of the track. That would spice it up a little bit. The only thing cool about Nascar is all the hoosiers that attend. I love all the denim and mullets that are involved with it. But if you are a middle class civilian that has any self respect and you like Nascar, all I have to say is Fuck You, like a real fucking sport.