Shoe-less Shitbums

There are things that just about everybody has seen so far in their life time; a full moon, a car accident, and a fight just to name a few. But another thing you can add to that list is just one shoe laying in the street. Its just inevitable. Why in the world do we see this so often? There are poor people in 3rd world countries and bums running around shoe less everyday. Why cant they have these shoes? Is there a cult of people out there that only believe in wearing 1 shoe so they decide to throw their other shoe out their window while on their way to get some kool-aid? Or is it that somebody is robbing a bum of their left shoe as they sleep on a park bench? Whatever it is, its not right. Its polluting the streets and making bums look really unprofessional. The shoe madness needs to stop. Next time I see a brown leather penny loafer lying on the side of the road, ill either pick it up or just keep driving cause I could give a fuck less.

Here is a bum that woke up as happy as a bum can, but he looked down and realized that his crack pipe broke, then as the day went on, he realized he didn't have a shoe on. Poor bastard.