A great hockey helmet

These days, companies are making safer, more protective helmet to protect players from concussions and other things. But back in the late 80's and 90's, a break through was made in hockey helmets. This helmet was called the JOFA. The Jofa was absolutely dog shit, it provided no comfort and it made you look like a fucking retard with an egg on your head. Some pros used it, but after they figured out it made them look like they are from a mental hospital, they stopped wearing it. Today, there are only two recorded. One of them belongs to Teamu Selanee of the Anaheim Ducks. The other, belongs to by friend Mike W.. Mike thought he would spruce it up a little bit by putting a fish bowl on it. Things just got worse from there. Back in the early 90's a tag team of Jofas swept the nation by storm. These two sons of bitches go by the name Mario Lemieux and Jaromir Jagr of the Pittsburgh Penguins. Experts say this could have been the best pairing of hockey players that have ever lived. They put enormous amounts of points up each year. Little do experts know, its all in the Jofa. It made goalies quiver. There is a picture of Mike W's Jofa out there, but this website will not let me upload it. Maybe if your lucky you can go to a little kids skate or a men's league game and see one of these ugly pieces of shit. But cross your fingers.

Just look at this masterpiece. Great Jerseys, Great Smiles, Shitty helmets, and Jagr is using KOHO, fuck they look like they just came from a street hockey game.