Recently, I have celebrated a couple birthdays with friends and family. It got me thinking on the idea of presents and what would be something shitty you would get for your birthday. Here are a couple ideas that would suck to get:
- A birthday card with no money
- Diarrhea
- A yeast infection
- Aids
- A book
- Ass cheeks close to your face
- Blue balls
- Shit cramps
- a D.W.I.(or any criminal charge for that matter)
- Herpes
- A handheld video game
- The new Nicki Minaj CD
- A poster of an Alien
- The movie Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
I never want to receive any of these dogshit gifts.
Brocking Chair..
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't want to receive any of the notorious ________ Movies, like:
Disaster Movie, Date Movie, Epic Movie, Superhero Movie, or Meet the Spartans.
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